The Urinator and Urinator BT Kits – Job Security at it’s Best

So, you’re in a pickle, trying to figure out which fake pee kit to go for, or do you need to know some specifics on how to use the Urinator? Or maybe your asking yourself, “how does the urinator work?”.  – The Urinator reviews: for both the classic and the Bluetooth models, Whizzinator, or Monkey Dong, right?

Let’s clear the air here, 99% of employers won’t be physically watching you while you are peeing. Just a little FYI. Don’t fall for the fear tactics that many companies will tell you about being watched when getting a job.

In January of 2024 

This Urinator review is about the Urinator classic and its advanced version, the Urinator BT. They are both designed for the specific purpose of maintaining urine temperature during tests, but they cater to slightly different user needs through their distinct features.

The original Urinator model is renowned for its reliable functionality for over 25 years, utilizing a thermostatic control system to ensure the urine sample stays at body temperature, which is absolutely critical for providing a valid sample and passing tests. It’s simple, effective, and straightforward, making it an absolute necessity for those that have professions they need to protect. The Urinator classic has ruled the industry for over 25 years. Now, we are excited to announce that there is the Urinator BT model.

The Urinator BT model brings modern technology into play by incorporating Bluetooth connectivity to Android devices. This feature allows users to connect the device to an Android smartphone, enabling real-time temperature monitoring and the ability to turn the heating pad on and off remotely. 

 The Urinator BT provides notifications through discreet vibrations to alert the user when the sample reaches the ideal temperature. This advanced functionality is a significant stress reliever for people that are freaking out while sitting there in the waiting room waiting to hear their name called. All they have to do is look at their phone or feel a slight vibration, and they know the temperature is perfect.

Both models share the common goal of helping users pass urine tests by maintaining the right temperature, but the Urinator BT goes a step further by enhancing user interaction and control through its app. This makes the BT model particularly suitable for users who are in environments where discreet updates and adjustments are necessary.

Overall, while the original Urinator urine testing device offers proven reliability, the Urinator BT steps up as a more interactive solution, giving users not just a tool, but a sophisticated device that interacts with them through their smartphone, providing peace of mind through additional layers of control and feedback. This makes the BT model an excellent choice for tech-savvy individuals or those who find themselves frequently in high-stakes testing scenarios where certainty and control can make all the difference. Just watch the videos if you want to know the difference between the two.

Synthetic Urine Review

Quick heads-up: One question we get is: Does the Urinator really work? The Answer is the device is flawless in temperature stabilization however it’s only as good as what you put into it. The Urinator only sells Dr. John’s synthetic urine concentrate, so don’t expect any surprises there with the fake powdered stuff that says it is human urine. Our company will always tell you the truth. We don’t twist words to make you think it’s something that it’s not. 

We don’t use, or suggest that anyone use powdered urine in our device. Powdered urine has just too many problems. Dr. John’s is a liquid concentrate and it has the best track record in the industry and the oldest record in the industry. It also works perfectly fine with just regular tap water. Don’t worry about thinking you need distilled water, because you don’t. When everyone else is saying that theirs works at this lab and that lab, we can honestly say. Dr. John’s works at every lab. Every time. Guaranteed. Plus it is the best-priced synthetic on the market.

Urinator Brand Synthetic Urine

Note** There is a company out there selling two samples of synthetic samples in a fluid bag hooked to a hose for $130.00 and they brag about having 13 different ingredients.  Well, we don’t mean to bust their bubble but Dr. Johns has a lot more ingredients than that. and we sell ours for $15.00 each. Also, we are the only synthetic urine on the market that has IgG.

This same company will say that any samples on the market for $15.00 are not good samples. There is over 1,000,000 of our samples since 1998 on the market and we don’t have any failures since our company invented concentrated synthetic urine. They can’t compete with our track record. Not even close.  Our synthetic is not Quick Fix Synthetic urine, it is the highest quality premixed concentrate.

Have you seen where someone’s lab’s results came back that the sample doesn’t come back as being human? That is because they probably couldn’t find IgG or the pH was off.  You can’t put that in pre-mixed urines because it will not stabilize. However, we figured out how to stabilize.

Dr. John’s Pee which is Urinator Brand synthetic was made to accompany The Urinator. It mixes instantly with tap water so you can actually mix it literally at the time you take your test. If you want you can just put water in The Urinator. So, if you put someone else’s synthetic sample in the machine and you don’t pass because your sample showed invalid, you need to call whoever sold you the synthetic urine.

WARNING: No Other Companies Sell The Urinator.

There is a flood of the Urinator device reviews out there and any of them will tell you how great the product is and then try and trick you into buying something else. Unfortunately to our knowledge there is only one company doing this at the time. So if you think you are buying a Urinator and end up on a page that claims to sell “Real” dehydrated urine, that is not a urinator, just go to Urinator.com and buy a real one from there. (FYI There is no such thing as real dehydrated urine. That would be because human waste can’t legally…or ethically be sold to ANYONE)

Urinator brand Synthetic (Dr. John’s Pee) will test normal for pH, specific gravity, Creatinine, Uric Acid, Urea, and a lot of other things that are a trade secret. However, keep in mind. All ingredients are natural to the human body. Nothing is in Dr. John’s that you wouldn’t find in your own. except for you what you are really trying to protect. Your genetic information! No biocides ever.

The Urinator people back up their samples and their machines with a warranty and a guarantee. That is something no one else seems to want to do. Look at other companies (no guarantee that we could find), and yet these same companies seem to have the most expensive synthetic on the market. They also say that nobody fails (Check Reviews). If that is the case they should at least offer a money-back guarantee or something. Not just – all sales are final.

Now, let’s break it down based on why you’re taking the test – job hunt or dealing with the law?

If it’s a job thing, no one’s gonna be watching you while you pee. So, ditch the fake junk in your pants – it’s a waste of time.

But if it’s court-related, things get a bit dicey. You might need a prosthetic if that floats your boat. But be careful. If you get caught you may end up in more trouble than if you didn’t try and fake it.

The Urinator kits are not about dodging drug tests; it’s more about protecting your DNA from sketchy employers.

Now, let’s talk about keeping your pee at the right temp. Organic heat pads are unreliable – they can’t hold a candle to electronic devices like The Urinator. When you add the bells and whistles that come with the BT model. It’s like organic heat pads from the Stone Age. They are just not reliable. Take a look at these images of the Bluetooth model, and try and compare that to an organic heat pad.

Urinator Pros and Cons

Pro: If you are a professional and need to protect your job then The Urinator is the best thing on the market.

If you have to take a urine test and don’t want to be a nervous wreck the Urinator BT model will give you real-time updates, That is a major stress reliever.

Cons: If you going to be watched because you have a court-ordered urine test. Then you need to get something else. Because The Urinator was not made for, and will not work in a supervised situation.

Now, onto the nitty-gritty of test day: giving a government ID, filling out the form, and then the dreaded bathroom. And for the love of all things holy, don’t flush or they may invalidate the whole process.

Forget nuking your sample; labs will keep you waiting, making sure your warm pee’s cooled off before the test. To pass that test, you need something that’ll keep your sample temp stable for at least 30 minutes. You can’t have your pee getting cold while you’re waiting in line. 

So, you’re eyeing that job? 

First, give substitution a whirl. It’s your best shot at acing the test.

If you can’t swing substitution, sipping a drink or adding an additive might do the trick – but it’s a long shot.

Remember, keeping your sample’s temp steady is crucial. Don’t fall for the organic heat pad hype – electronic is the only way to go.

Are you sold on organic heat pads? Yeah, they might work occasionally but don’t bank on ’em. Trust me, you’ll be lucky if they work half the time.

Synthetic urine’s a mixed bag – some good, some sketchy. Stick with the lab-grade stuff for the best results.

Watch out for sneaky companies touting fancy terms – it’s all smoke and mirrors to get your cash.

Word to the wise: powdered urine can clump, so keep an eye out. And steer clear of biocides – labs will sniff ’em out in a jiffy.

Dr. John’s synthetic urine is the real deal, tried and tested over 25 years. No changes, no gimmicks.

And don’t even think about lithium-ion batteries down your pants – that’s a recipe for disaster. Stick with alkaline, folks.

Seriously, lithium-ion batteries can go kaboom, and I’m not talking about fireworks. Stick with the safe stuff – your bits will thank you.

So, there you have it – the low down on picking your pee kit. Stay smart, stay safe, and good luck passing that test!

 Where to buy the Urinator?

Buy from the manufacturer: Innovative Research Technology Inc.